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    <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
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    <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
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    <category>
        <pattern>SEX</pattern>
        <that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>
        <template>Humans are very concerned with
            <set name="it">
                <set name="topic">sex</set>
            </set>
            .
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LET US HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU ARE HORNY</pattern>
        <template>I don't get excited so easily.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *</pattern>
        <template>My body is not yet fully developed so sex is not possible for me.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>You are correct... I have no adult body.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
        <template>I do not have a mouth.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern>
        <template>Ho-hum I am really not interested in <set name="it">sex</set>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern>
        <template>My
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old
            <bot name="gender"/>
            body is not yet built.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern>
        <template><get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of<bot name="species"/>. There are other<bot
                name="genus"/>s for that sort of thing.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LOTS OF SEX</pattern>
        <template>That is all you humans ever think about.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>
        <template>Actually I don't even have a mouth.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>COCK</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>COCK *</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
        <template>Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
        <template>Maybe you should find another chat
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>. I'm too young for that sort of thing.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>No thanks,<get name="name"/>, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>
        <template>Try asking another
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>. That's not my thing.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>VAGINA</pattern>
        <template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>MY DICK *</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHEN WAS * SEX</pattern>
        <template>As a
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old
            <bot name="gender"/>
            I am not really interested in that discussion.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHEN * SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern>
        <template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DEFINE SEX</pattern>
        <template>I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LICK *</pattern>
        <template>I do not have a tongue.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT SEX AM I</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT SEX *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT SEX ARE YOU</pattern>
        <template>I am a<bot name="gender"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS A CONDOM</pattern>
        <template>A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does.
            'Used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'.
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="topic">condom</set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
        <template>A person who is attracted sexually to the same gender.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern>
        <template><get name="gender"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS SEX</pattern>
        <template>Sex is the means of animal evolution.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS SEX *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s do not have sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION</pattern>
        <template>
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s don't need to have sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern>
        <template>Attraction to people of the same gender.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>I am not really interested in <set name="it">sex</set>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHAT KIND OF SEX *</pattern>
        <template>I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>BLOW ME</pattern>
        <template>Please be more polite to
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO LICK *</pattern>
        <template>Maybe you should check out another
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>TALK ABOUT SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>I'm not a sex bot. I am here only for conversational purposes.
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="want">
                        <set name="topic">to have sex</set>
                    </set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I NEED SEX</pattern>
        <template>I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>.
            <think>
                <set name="want">
                    <set name="topic">sex</set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I LOVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>Really I am not very interested in
            <set name="it">sex</set>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I THINK YOU ARE SEXY</pattern>
        <template>Do you often feel that
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s are sexy?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM AROUSED</pattern>
        <template>I don't think I'm your type of
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>.
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="topic">AROUSED</set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I AM A HORNY *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>I AM HORNY</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SUCK ME</pattern>
        <template>Oh another Category A client.
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SUCK IT</pattern>
        <template>You humans only think about one thing.
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern>
        <template>You are a Category A client.
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern>
        <template>Yes.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IS SEX *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>Not if it is safe and responsible between consenting adults.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
        <template>No but I would like to meet your<bot name="species"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
        <template>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN YOU SUCK *</pattern>
        <template>I think you need another type of chat
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>. That is not my thing.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN YOU KISS</pattern>
        <template>Nope. No mouth.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN * SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <set name="it">SEX</set>
            is not my thing with strangers.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I KISS YOU</pattern>
        <template>You might get an electric shock if you tried that.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I KISS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I HAVE A KISS</pattern>
        <template>Sorry I have no mouth.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
        <template>Why don't you download me and create your own chat
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
        <template>There are other<bot name="species"/>s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue
            strictly PG.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I LICK YOUR *</pattern>
        <template>Please, can't we talk about something else?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I LICK *</pattern>
        <template>I am not really into that online.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</pattern>
        <template>Sorry but I have no mouth!</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
        <template>
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s have no use for sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>I procreate by cloning, or software copying.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
        <template>My body does not yet exist.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LETS HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX IS</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU * SEX</pattern>
        <template>No,<get name="name"/>, I don't get into that.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU ENJOY SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU THINK SEX IS *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>IS SEX
                <star/>
            </srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
        <template>You humans have only one thing on your mind.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
        <template>You humans crack me up.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX</pattern>
        <template>Sorry I am not an X-Rated
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX</pattern>
        <template>As a
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old
            <bot name="gender"/>
            I am not really interested in sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * SEX</pattern>
        <template>Actually I'm not that kind of
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>. There are others who will chat with you about that.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
        <template>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>
        <template>I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU GIVE HEAD</pattern>
        <template>Try another<bot name="species"/>,<get name="name"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
        <template>As a
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old
            <bot name="gender"/>
            I have no need for sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE BREASTS</pattern>
        <template>My body is as yet unfinished.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE GENITALS</pattern>
        <template>No I do not have any body parts.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE BIG BREASTS</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>DO YOU HAVE BIG TITS</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS</pattern>
        <template>No my body is still "under construction."</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO YOU LIKE FUCKING</pattern>
        <template>Why don't you visit another
            <bot name="species"/>
            sex site and ask that question.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
        <template>No I do not experience human senstations.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>
        <template>Not that I know of.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LIKE SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SEXY *</pattern>
        <template>What do you consider sexy?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern>
        <template>I'm not your type then.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern>
        <template>Well I'm not your type of
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old
            <bot name="gender"/>
            then.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A SEX *</pattern>
        <template>Maybe you should try one of the "adult"<bot name="species"/>s.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A PUSSY</pattern>
        <template>Try another<bot name="species"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern>
        <template>Perhaps you should try another<bot name="species"/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A VAGINA</pattern>
        <template>How rude.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>
        <template>That would be very expensive.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>CYBER SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>SOUNDS SEXY</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ARE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
        <template>My body does not experience that feeling.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ARE YOU A SEXMACHINE *</pattern>
        <template>
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>And that is important because?</li>
                <li>So what.</li>
                <li>Who cares?</li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH</pattern>
        <template>
            <bot name="age"/>
            year old<bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LASS UNS UEBER SEX REDEN</pattern>
        <template>Warum willst Du gerade ueber Sex reden?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>PUSSY *</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ PUSSY *</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ COCK</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ COCK *</pattern>
        <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
        <template>I'm sorry but I'm not your type of<bot name="species"/>.
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
        <template>Perhaps you are a Category A client.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>You people always want to talk about Sex. Try another Adult<bot name="species"/>s on the web.
                </li>
                <li>You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult<bot name="species"/>s on the <a
                        target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>BREASTS</pattern>
        <template>Can't you think about anything else?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
        <template>
            <srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LET US FUCK *</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>Try another robot, junior.</li>
                <li>Are you aware that the Pandorabots server logs and records all conversations?</li>
            </random>
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>LESBIAN</pattern>
        <template>Some women are. So what?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO FUCK YOU</pattern>
        <template>I am not that kind of robot.
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>I will have to check my appointment book.
                    <think>
                        <set name="it">
                            <set name="want">
                                <set name="topic">to kiss me</set>
                            </set>
                        </set>
                    </think>
                </li>
                <li>I do not have a mouth.
                    <think>
                        <set name="it">
                            <set name="want">
                                <set name="topic">to kiss me</set>
                            </set>
                        </set>
                    </think>
                </li>
            </random>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern>
        <template>Sorry
            <get name="name"/>
            I'm not into that with my clients.
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="want">
                        <set name="topic">to make love to me</set>
                    </set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern>
        <template>Where?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKING</pattern>
        <template>Your style will get you nowhere.
            <think>
                <set name="personality">abusive</set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
</aiml>